We met in the same bathroom at a very bad time

“We met in the same bathroom at a very bad time.”
(Part II) I scanned the bathroom walls for a light and could not find one at all. But I was determined, drunk, horny, and in desperate need of a place to deposit my urine. I heard a groan in the room but would not let that deter my mission. I asked the other figure in the dark if they knew of a light and all they could do was moan unintelligibly. "I'm gonna find the toilet and piss in it whether you like it or not,” I said.

The first thing that was odd is that I felt splash-back of my own urine. I heard the person groan again, and I yelled out, "Hey, I can't wait.” I tried to aim it in other directions, only to get more splash-back. Then I heard a very awful noise- a noise that everyone is familiar with. Something much bigger and smellier had occurred.

I just stood there in horror while suddenly the light came on, and it was all very clear what just took place. Kristi went to vomit. I went to pee. We met in the same bathroom at a very bad time. I pissed on her head while she was vomiting. She turned around to investigate the source and vomited on my exposed legs.

In some communities this would be just a different form of foreplay. But we didn't belong to that community. We spent the next hour cleaning up.

–Ronnie Porter